1 00:00:04,238 --> 00:00:05,604 How long do we have to wait here 2 00:00:05,606 --> 00:00:07,507 while Mom and Dad are in there partying? 3 00:00:07,510 --> 00:00:08,929 They're refinancing their debt. 4 00:00:08,932 --> 00:00:10,776 With some dude named Chaz. 5 00:00:10,779 --> 00:00:11,845 When is the last time 6 00:00:11,848 --> 00:00:13,912 someone didn't have a blast with a Chaz? 7 00:00:13,915 --> 00:00:16,945 Well, if you're looking for a good time, 8 00:00:16,948 --> 00:00:20,375 we are standing outside of a medical supply store. 9 00:00:20,378 --> 00:00:22,168 - So? - So we go in there, 10 00:00:22,171 --> 00:00:23,823 pretend like we have enough money 11 00:00:23,825 --> 00:00:25,450 to buy a fancy microscope. 12 00:00:25,453 --> 00:00:28,094 Next thing you know, we're looking at my saliva 13 00:00:28,096 --> 00:00:31,554 through the lens of a Hyperscope 2200. 14 00:00:31,557 --> 00:00:34,973 "Hey! Is there some debt we can refinance?" 15 00:00:34,976 --> 00:00:36,177 Here you go. 16 00:00:36,971 --> 00:00:38,905 Did she just... 17 00:00:38,907 --> 00:00:40,506 No one pities my brother. 18 00:00:40,508 --> 00:00:41,859 Let's do this. 19 00:00:41,862 --> 00:00:43,351 Now, this is a party. 20 00:00:43,354 --> 00:00:45,244 Fan out. You... go after her. 21 00:00:45,246 --> 00:00:46,445 I'll cut through the building. 22 00:00:46,447 --> 00:00:47,520 I'll go this way. 23 00:00:51,198 --> 00:00:52,919 She's getting away! Hurry! 24 00:00:55,090 --> 00:00:56,540 Okay, I'm sorry, 25 00:00:56,543 --> 00:00:59,012 but they have an insanely good deal on scarves. 26 00:01:00,929 --> 00:01:02,494 There she is! 27 00:01:02,496 --> 00:01:04,630 This scarf deal is even better! 28 00:01:04,632 --> 00:01:06,598 Ugh! I hate my scarf! 29 00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:10,085 "And that is why it is so offensive 30 00:01:10,088 --> 00:01:12,890 to assume someone needs your charity." 31 00:01:12,893 --> 00:01:16,529 Wow. When you put it that way, I sincerely apologize. 32 00:01:16,532 --> 00:01:18,695 "Apology accepted." 33 00:01:18,698 --> 00:01:20,678 Where are we? 34 00:01:20,681 --> 00:01:22,514 Really far from the bank. 35 00:01:22,516 --> 00:01:24,951 Yeah, we're gonna need that fiver back 36 00:01:24,953 --> 00:01:26,152 for the bus fare. 37 00:01:26,154 --> 00:01:29,270 I... just gave him a $1. That's all I have. 38 00:01:29,273 --> 00:01:30,507 Come on. 39 00:01:30,510 --> 00:01:32,158 I saw an ATM back there. 40 00:01:32,160 --> 00:01:36,201 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 41 00:01:36,204 --> 00:01:38,972 And finally, the most recently named moon of Jupiter, 42 00:01:38,975 --> 00:01:41,284 at an orbital inclination of 34 degrees, 43 00:01:41,287 --> 00:01:43,334 - we have Valetudo! - Boom! 44 00:01:43,337 --> 00:01:45,318 You like that?! You like that?! 45 00:01:45,321 --> 00:01:48,334 Darling, you keep asking that, and I keep saying no, 46 00:01:48,337 --> 00:01:49,662 but it doesn't stop. 47 00:01:49,665 --> 00:01:51,769 Sorry. We were just studying for the Quiz Bowl tournament. 48 00:01:51,771 --> 00:01:52,711 Oh, and thanks to your son, 49 00:01:52,713 --> 00:01:54,545 we are locks to bring home the trophy. 50 00:01:54,548 --> 00:01:56,681 Is the trophy a shower chair? 51 00:01:56,684 --> 00:01:58,184 'Cause JJ's is broken. 52 00:01:58,186 --> 00:02:01,553 Gosh, if great segues are a Quiz Bowl category, 53 00:02:01,555 --> 00:02:03,022 I should really join your team. 54 00:02:03,024 --> 00:02:04,857 But you're... too old. 55 00:02:04,859 --> 00:02:06,392 Go home, Justin Chang. 56 00:02:06,394 --> 00:02:07,860 Maya? Come here. 57 00:02:07,862 --> 00:02:08,760 I need you. 58 00:02:08,762 --> 00:02:10,262 You don't drag me out of rooms! 59 00:02:10,264 --> 00:02:12,066 I drag you out of rooms. 60 00:02:13,267 --> 00:02:14,766 Oh, come on, Kenneth! 61 00:02:14,768 --> 00:02:15,834 You need me! 62 00:02:17,063 --> 00:02:19,737 N... Never should have told you guys how much I hate 63 00:02:19,740 --> 00:02:21,865 barbershop quartet-like harmonies. 64 00:02:21,868 --> 00:02:23,725 ♪ We won't stop until you agree ♪ 65 00:02:23,728 --> 00:02:25,295 ♪ To play the gigs with us ♪ 66 00:02:25,298 --> 00:02:26,863 ♪ Isn't that right ♪ 67 00:02:26,866 --> 00:02:28,065 ♪ Guys? ♪ 68 00:02:28,068 --> 00:02:29,639 Tell Jimmy he should have some fun. 69 00:02:29,642 --> 00:02:30,782 They're trying to bully me 70 00:02:30,784 --> 00:02:32,751 into taking a weekly gig at a bar. 71 00:02:32,753 --> 00:02:34,386 ♪ Gastropub, actually ♪ 72 00:02:34,388 --> 00:02:35,687 Well, that's fantastic. 73 00:02:35,689 --> 00:02:37,560 Go for it. Have some fun. 74 00:02:37,563 --> 00:02:39,409 You know, go and wail on your... shovel. 75 00:02:39,412 --> 00:02:40,792 - Axe. - Axe! 76 00:02:40,794 --> 00:02:42,815 That's why Eric Clapton called me a stupid idiot 77 00:02:42,818 --> 00:02:43,940 that one time. 78 00:02:43,943 --> 00:02:45,197 Fine. Enough! 79 00:02:45,199 --> 00:02:46,182 I'll do the gigs. 80 00:02:46,185 --> 00:02:47,654 Yeah! 81 00:02:47,657 --> 00:02:48,818 Well, good for you, love. 82 00:02:48,821 --> 00:02:50,737 - Glen, were you on the fifth? - I was. 83 00:02:50,740 --> 00:02:52,438 ♪ Ahhh ♪ 84 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:53,920 - ♪ Ahhh ♪ - ♪ Ahhh ♪ 85 00:02:53,923 --> 00:02:55,350 ♪ Ahhh ♪ 86 00:02:55,353 --> 00:02:56,919 ♪ Room for one more ♪ 87 00:02:56,922 --> 00:02:58,644 ♪ Ahhh ♪ 88 00:02:58,646 --> 00:03:00,079 Damn, that's beautiful. 89 00:03:00,745 --> 00:03:02,113 Mail call. 90 00:03:02,116 --> 00:03:03,315 Ray. 91 00:03:03,317 --> 00:03:04,485 JJ. 92 00:03:06,120 --> 00:03:09,123 Dude, this is a check... A big one. 93 00:03:10,224 --> 00:03:11,503 S-O... 94 00:03:11,506 --> 00:03:14,961 "Social Security benefits. 95 00:03:14,963 --> 00:03:18,297 It was supposed to start when I turned 18. 96 00:03:18,299 --> 00:03:20,566 This must be a year's worth." 97 00:03:20,568 --> 00:03:22,601 You get this for having a disability? 98 00:03:22,603 --> 00:03:24,937 So... 99 00:03:24,939 --> 00:03:26,807 "Do it. Tell me I'm lucky." 100 00:03:26,810 --> 00:03:27,906 Geez! 101 00:03:27,908 --> 00:03:29,308 Not if you're gonna yell at me. 102 00:03:29,310 --> 00:03:32,029 I bet you have to spend it on boring stuff. 103 00:03:32,032 --> 00:03:34,946 "Living expenses," "income may not exceed"... 104 00:03:34,949 --> 00:03:36,342 Yep. It's boring. 105 00:03:37,317 --> 00:03:41,019 "Still, getting to spend this much on anything 106 00:03:41,022 --> 00:03:43,691 makes me feel like a big shot." 107 00:03:47,048 --> 00:03:49,127 "I'd like to make it rain. 108 00:03:49,130 --> 00:03:51,830 Too bad it's just one check. 109 00:03:51,832 --> 00:03:54,300 Give me Mom and Dad's bills, too." 110 00:04:05,113 --> 00:04:06,712 Sa-lang-un chom-go. 111 00:04:06,714 --> 00:04:08,714 Sa-lang-un moon-uh-dah. 112 00:04:08,716 --> 00:04:11,117 Kenneth, if I wanted to listen to gibberish, 113 00:04:11,119 --> 00:04:12,889 I'd have a conversation with you. 114 00:04:12,892 --> 00:04:14,520 Sorry. I'm going to this Korean wedding. 115 00:04:14,522 --> 00:04:16,386 I volunteered to give a speech. 116 00:04:16,389 --> 00:04:18,224 _ 117 00:04:18,226 --> 00:04:19,958 _ 118 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:22,061 Hey, boning up on your Korean. 119 00:04:22,063 --> 00:04:23,129 Anyung-haseyo. 120 00:04:23,131 --> 00:04:25,231 When you get yelled at in as many languages 121 00:04:25,233 --> 00:04:26,607 as I do at the airport, 122 00:04:26,610 --> 00:04:28,240 you pick up a thing or dul. 123 00:04:28,243 --> 00:04:30,410 What night is your gastropub gig? 124 00:04:30,413 --> 00:04:31,703 I actually bowed out of that. 125 00:04:31,705 --> 00:04:33,104 - Oh, no! - Jimmy! 126 00:04:33,107 --> 00:04:35,207 Yeah. Bad time at work. 127 00:04:35,209 --> 00:04:37,646 New supervisor came in, and she's kicking everybody's ass. 128 00:04:37,649 --> 00:04:39,311 No, you want to do these shows. 129 00:04:39,313 --> 00:04:40,896 - Eh... - I'll help you handle the boss. 130 00:04:40,899 --> 00:04:42,834 I know a little something about working for a woman 131 00:04:42,836 --> 00:04:45,279 who's domineering but who also gets your motor running. 132 00:04:45,282 --> 00:04:46,418 Excuse me? 133 00:04:46,420 --> 00:04:47,553 Please. Not you. 134 00:04:47,555 --> 00:04:49,421 - Excuse me?! - Okay. 135 00:04:49,423 --> 00:04:51,636 My boss does not get my motor running. 136 00:04:51,639 --> 00:04:52,924 Also, no, thank you. 137 00:04:52,926 --> 00:04:54,693 Can we just circle back... 138 00:04:54,695 --> 00:04:55,928 It's Dr. Miller. 139 00:04:55,931 --> 00:04:57,832 - I see it. I see it. I see it. - She's got it going on. 140 00:04:57,834 --> 00:04:58,930 - Right? - Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. 141 00:05:04,405 --> 00:05:06,572 Hi. What are you looking for today? 142 00:05:06,574 --> 00:05:09,075 "Everything." 143 00:05:14,182 --> 00:05:18,217 "I kinda thought this would be more fun. 144 00:05:18,219 --> 00:05:19,889 Got anything cooler?" 145 00:05:19,892 --> 00:05:22,229 Uh, this bracelet will call the cops if you die. 146 00:05:22,232 --> 00:05:23,951 Listen, I've got practice, 147 00:05:23,954 --> 00:05:26,112 but they'll deliver this, and you've got your money. 148 00:05:26,115 --> 00:05:28,029 You good to ride the bus home? Cool. 149 00:05:28,032 --> 00:05:30,060 And you're sure you don't want anything else? 150 00:05:38,272 --> 00:05:39,401 ♪ Take it 151 00:05:39,404 --> 00:05:40,906 No way! 152 00:05:40,908 --> 00:05:42,725 JJ, you are the king. 153 00:05:42,728 --> 00:05:45,576 This is the same microscope Johns Hopkins used 154 00:05:45,579 --> 00:05:47,246 to discover a new STD. 155 00:05:47,248 --> 00:05:48,475 There's a new STD? 156 00:05:48,478 --> 00:05:50,084 How did you afford this? 157 00:05:50,087 --> 00:05:54,119 "I've been saving money from my grocery store job." 158 00:05:54,122 --> 00:05:55,018 Thank you. 159 00:05:55,021 --> 00:05:56,788 But why treat me? 160 00:05:56,790 --> 00:05:58,709 Mom, Dad, and Dylan need stuff, too. 161 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:01,037 "Huh. Good idea. 162 00:06:01,040 --> 00:06:05,805 Now, can you dance like a girl in a rap video for me?" 163 00:06:05,808 --> 00:06:07,042 For this? 164 00:06:08,102 --> 00:06:09,301 Yeah! 165 00:06:14,508 --> 00:06:16,608 You ready to win this? 166 00:06:16,610 --> 00:06:19,417 Is the Earth's mantle 8.18% ferrous oxide? 167 00:06:19,420 --> 00:06:21,715 No clue. I'm the history guy. But I have a feeling 168 00:06:21,718 --> 00:06:23,648 you're about to go Horatio Nelson on these fools. 169 00:06:23,651 --> 00:06:25,490 I have no idea who that is. 170 00:06:25,493 --> 00:06:27,786 Our knowledge is siloed as hell. 171 00:06:27,789 --> 00:06:29,621 How did regionals go last year? 172 00:06:29,623 --> 00:06:31,123 Dude, we've never made it this far... 173 00:06:31,125 --> 00:06:32,691 Because we didn't have you. 174 00:06:32,693 --> 00:06:35,128 I will not let you down, Justin. 175 00:06:35,131 --> 00:06:38,593 I am focused. Killer instinct locked in. 176 00:06:38,596 --> 00:06:39,656 Hi, Ray. 177 00:06:41,869 --> 00:06:43,602 Why are you here? 178 00:06:43,604 --> 00:06:46,037 Why is my ex-girlfriend here, 179 00:06:46,039 --> 00:06:48,507 and why is she still so hot?! 180 00:06:51,379 --> 00:06:53,378 Let's go! 181 00:06:54,515 --> 00:06:56,182 Yeah. 182 00:06:56,184 --> 00:06:58,384 These guys are pretty good. 183 00:06:58,386 --> 00:06:59,885 Yeah, okay. 184 00:07:08,396 --> 00:07:10,096 Jimmy's Korean?! 185 00:07:13,237 --> 00:07:14,369 Eep! 186 00:07:14,372 --> 00:07:15,435 Kenneth, what are you... 187 00:07:15,438 --> 00:07:16,902 I'm friends with the groom. 188 00:07:16,904 --> 00:07:18,635 I just gave a speech that killed. 189 00:07:18,638 --> 00:07:21,065 There wasn't a dry eye in the hwajangsil. 190 00:07:21,068 --> 00:07:24,298 What are you doing playing with the Seoul Brothers? 191 00:07:24,301 --> 00:07:25,636 They don't even spell "soul"... 192 00:07:26,380 --> 00:07:27,713 Oh. 193 00:07:27,715 --> 00:07:28,747 That's awesome. 194 00:07:28,749 --> 00:07:29,848 Look, it's work. 195 00:07:29,850 --> 00:07:31,909 I get $25 a gig, plus dinner. 196 00:07:31,912 --> 00:07:34,510 No meat! You messed up the last song. 197 00:07:34,513 --> 00:07:35,721 Yes, Yoon-Taek. 198 00:07:35,723 --> 00:07:38,245 Why not play with your friends? 199 00:07:38,248 --> 00:07:39,558 I don't want to talk about it. 200 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:41,493 Just please don't tell Maya. 201 00:07:41,495 --> 00:07:43,362 Now I got to go. We're back on soon. 202 00:07:43,364 --> 00:07:45,063 And, uh... Yeah. 203 00:07:45,065 --> 00:07:46,498 That signal from Yoon-Taek means 204 00:07:46,500 --> 00:07:49,201 I have to go smoke a cigarette while he watches. 205 00:07:51,990 --> 00:07:53,560 Hey, JJ. What's up? 206 00:07:53,563 --> 00:07:54,656 What's with the hat? 207 00:07:55,843 --> 00:07:57,743 Did you remember my two-thirds birthday? 208 00:07:57,745 --> 00:07:59,445 God, I thought you bastards had forgotten. 209 00:07:59,447 --> 00:08:01,112 "No, it's for everyone. 210 00:08:01,114 --> 00:08:05,351 I haven't gotten anyone birthday gifts in a long time, 211 00:08:05,353 --> 00:08:07,120 so happy birthday." 212 00:08:07,682 --> 00:08:09,092 - Seriously? - What?! 213 00:08:09,095 --> 00:08:11,722 JJ! Come on. 214 00:08:11,725 --> 00:08:13,959 Aww! 215 00:08:13,961 --> 00:08:16,262 You got me a new circular saw! 216 00:08:16,264 --> 00:08:17,534 And bandages. 217 00:08:17,537 --> 00:08:18,929 'Cause you remembered I'm clumsy. 218 00:08:18,932 --> 00:08:20,578 How could you afford this? 219 00:08:20,581 --> 00:08:23,167 Uh, yeah, JJ. How cou you afford it? 220 00:08:23,170 --> 00:08:25,534 "I won it in a raffle at the mall." 221 00:08:25,537 --> 00:08:29,274 This cashmere blanket is like being back in the womb. 222 00:08:29,277 --> 00:08:31,142 Go on... feed me through my bellybutton. 223 00:08:31,144 --> 00:08:33,234 "Got the blanket in a raffle, too." 224 00:08:33,237 --> 00:08:35,018 Thank you very much, son. 225 00:08:35,021 --> 00:08:36,237 Come here. 226 00:08:36,240 --> 00:08:37,651 Thank you, darling. 227 00:08:38,767 --> 00:08:40,418 So interesting... 228 00:08:40,421 --> 00:08:41,604 You win a raffle 229 00:08:41,607 --> 00:08:43,654 the same week you get that big check. 230 00:08:43,657 --> 00:08:45,257 You know what I think? 231 00:08:45,259 --> 00:08:46,617 You bribed the organizers 232 00:08:46,620 --> 00:08:48,460 to put more slips in with your name on it 233 00:08:48,462 --> 00:08:50,896 so you'd have a higher chance... 234 00:08:50,898 --> 00:08:52,731 Wait. You just bought everything. 235 00:08:52,733 --> 00:08:55,219 You know that's not what the money's for. 236 00:08:55,222 --> 00:08:56,534 It's for you. 237 00:08:56,537 --> 00:08:59,604 "Everything this family does is for me. 238 00:08:59,607 --> 00:09:01,607 I love being generous. 239 00:09:01,609 --> 00:09:03,659 Now I'm not just a taker. 240 00:09:03,662 --> 00:09:05,977 I need that more than a shower chair." 241 00:09:07,409 --> 00:09:09,415 I didn't realize you felt that way. 242 00:09:09,418 --> 00:09:12,429 Well... if it's what you need... 243 00:09:15,789 --> 00:09:16,988 JJ! 244 00:09:16,990 --> 00:09:18,596 It's not just generous... 245 00:09:20,027 --> 00:09:21,660 ...to know me so well. 246 00:09:26,052 --> 00:09:27,351 Aah! 247 00:09:27,354 --> 00:09:29,156 Dude, why are you playing gigs 248 00:09:29,159 --> 00:09:31,102 with some secret Korean band 249 00:09:31,104 --> 00:09:32,557 that seems to really hate you? 250 00:09:32,560 --> 00:09:35,506 I am playing with them because it's secret. 251 00:09:35,509 --> 00:09:37,851 W... Play with your guys. 252 00:09:37,854 --> 00:09:39,049 Have some fun. 253 00:09:39,052 --> 00:09:42,212 Kenneth, I appreciate the role fun plays in your life... 254 00:09:42,215 --> 00:09:45,169 Fun car, fun clothes, fun relationships... 255 00:09:45,172 --> 00:09:48,118 Hey! I've been with Melanie going on six weeks. 256 00:09:48,121 --> 00:09:49,788 Gosh, wow. How do you keep it fresh? 257 00:09:49,790 --> 00:09:51,490 But in families like ours, 258 00:09:51,492 --> 00:09:53,959 there's too much real stuff going on. 259 00:09:53,961 --> 00:09:55,861 Maya and I don't have the bandwidth 260 00:09:55,863 --> 00:09:57,747 for a lot of silly fun on our own. 261 00:09:57,750 --> 00:10:00,877 She said "It's fantastic. Go for it." 262 00:10:00,880 --> 00:10:02,646 Because she had to. 263 00:10:02,649 --> 00:10:05,403 Just like I would have to if she were the one having fun. 264 00:10:05,406 --> 00:10:07,299 Maya and I don't want to do that to each other, 265 00:10:07,302 --> 00:10:10,409 so we each do our little things quietly. 266 00:10:10,411 --> 00:10:12,872 It's a beautiful dance that we both hate. 267 00:10:12,875 --> 00:10:14,179 Give Maya credit. 268 00:10:14,181 --> 00:10:16,443 If she saw you toiling away 269 00:10:16,446 --> 00:10:18,983 like some sad white Pip... 270 00:10:18,986 --> 00:10:21,522 The system works, Kenneth. Just leave it alone. 271 00:10:23,090 --> 00:10:24,690 Nah. 272 00:10:24,692 --> 00:10:26,099 That doesn't seem fun. 273 00:10:26,102 --> 00:10:27,569 Ray. 274 00:10:27,695 --> 00:10:29,724 Ray. 275 00:10:29,830 --> 00:10:31,122 Ray! 276 00:10:31,200 --> 00:10:32,998 Ray! 277 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:34,641 Who discovered the neutron? 278 00:10:35,646 --> 00:10:37,235 - James Chadwick. - Correct! 279 00:10:37,237 --> 00:10:39,571 Oh, oh! That's time! 280 00:10:39,573 --> 00:10:43,108 Lafayette High wins and advances to the finals! 281 00:10:43,110 --> 00:10:44,127 Ohh! 282 00:10:44,130 --> 00:10:45,511 That was close, Ray. 283 00:10:45,513 --> 00:10:48,315 I'm sorry. I was just distracted that Taylor's here. 284 00:10:48,318 --> 00:10:49,781 But of course she is. 285 00:10:49,783 --> 00:10:51,383 She's got the mind of Einstein 286 00:10:51,385 --> 00:10:52,831 and the body of the cousin he married. 287 00:10:52,833 --> 00:10:53,919 Elsa Lowenthal. 288 00:10:53,921 --> 00:10:55,232 Just get over it quick. 289 00:10:55,235 --> 00:10:56,702 We're playing her school in the finals. 290 00:10:56,704 --> 00:10:58,026 She's coming over now. Be strong! 291 00:10:58,029 --> 00:10:59,090 Got it. 292 00:10:59,092 --> 00:11:00,206 Hi, Ray. 293 00:11:00,209 --> 00:11:01,541 You did great up there. 294 00:11:01,544 --> 00:11:03,429 Yes...? 295 00:11:03,431 --> 00:11:05,181 I haven't seen you in forever. 296 00:11:05,184 --> 00:11:07,064 You look good. 297 00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:08,268 Well, good luck. 298 00:11:09,369 --> 00:11:12,538 I'll murder my teammates just to feel your touch again! 299 00:11:12,540 --> 00:11:14,906 Dude, did you see the way she smiled at you? 300 00:11:14,908 --> 00:11:16,274 I think Taylor's still into you. 301 00:11:16,276 --> 00:11:17,743 - Really? - This is good. 302 00:11:17,745 --> 00:11:19,210 You can get her team's notes. 303 00:11:19,212 --> 00:11:20,546 Then we'll definitely win. 304 00:11:20,548 --> 00:11:22,313 Take the W, man... For the team. 305 00:11:24,117 --> 00:11:27,786 JJ, I so appreciate you lavishing us with gifts. 306 00:11:27,788 --> 00:11:30,288 I can't believe you got these at a yard sale. 307 00:11:30,290 --> 00:11:31,623 Thank you, darling. 308 00:11:31,625 --> 00:11:33,388 "The pleasure is mine." 309 00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:36,394 I know it's the thought that counts, 310 00:11:36,396 --> 00:11:38,163 but, I mean, when am I gonna wear these? 311 00:11:38,165 --> 00:11:39,700 Yeah, it's getting out of control. 312 00:11:39,703 --> 00:11:42,115 It is. I mean, this is cool... 313 00:11:43,403 --> 00:11:45,302 ...but, uh, the wires get hot. 314 00:11:48,108 --> 00:11:49,435 Hide me from JJ. 315 00:11:49,438 --> 00:11:51,779 I think he wants to give me Elton John tickets. 316 00:11:52,404 --> 00:11:54,179 What is this, Kenneth? Why am I here? 317 00:11:54,181 --> 00:11:56,700 You said you'd be happy for Jimmy 318 00:11:56,703 --> 00:11:58,916 if he played music with his friends. 319 00:11:58,919 --> 00:12:00,686 Look what he's doing instead. 320 00:12:00,688 --> 00:12:02,087 What? Who's doing where? 321 00:12:02,089 --> 00:12:03,088 What? 322 00:12:03,090 --> 00:12:04,355 Your husband... 323 00:12:04,357 --> 00:12:06,257 The only not-Korean guy up there. 324 00:12:06,259 --> 00:12:08,794 I see people on the stage, and they're all Korean. 325 00:12:08,796 --> 00:12:10,328 They are not, and you know it. 326 00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:11,329 I'm ending this. 327 00:12:11,331 --> 00:12:12,330 Hey, Jimmy! 328 00:12:12,332 --> 00:12:14,021 Look who's here! 329 00:12:14,024 --> 00:12:16,291 - Who's here? - Seriously?! 330 00:12:16,294 --> 00:12:17,769 You're both sick. 331 00:12:17,771 --> 00:12:20,506 You have to address this so you can... 332 00:12:20,508 --> 00:12:22,844 Wow. Jimmy, she really can't deal with... 333 00:12:22,847 --> 00:12:24,482 Jimmy? 334 00:12:25,513 --> 00:12:27,646 I'm not getting any meat, am I? 335 00:12:29,349 --> 00:12:30,942 Mind if I join you? 336 00:12:30,945 --> 00:12:33,127 It's just really crowded in here. 337 00:12:33,130 --> 00:12:34,973 Ah. Nice study guide. 338 00:12:34,976 --> 00:12:35,975 Thanks. 339 00:12:35,978 --> 00:12:38,606 There's so much to memorize. 340 00:12:38,609 --> 00:12:40,559 But you probably don't need something like this. 341 00:12:40,562 --> 00:12:42,356 It's all in your brain. 342 00:12:42,359 --> 00:12:44,653 Don't sell yourself short. You're a smart cookie. 343 00:12:44,656 --> 00:12:48,028 Well, up against you, I feel... crumby. 344 00:12:48,031 --> 00:12:49,334 Oh. 345 00:12:49,336 --> 00:12:51,136 She's so funny. 346 00:12:51,138 --> 00:12:54,305 Can I, uh, take a look at your study guide? 347 00:12:54,307 --> 00:12:55,815 It would be our own little secret. 348 00:12:55,818 --> 00:12:57,820 Well, this is just part of it. 349 00:12:59,680 --> 00:13:01,283 Here's the rest. 350 00:13:01,286 --> 00:13:03,582 I divided it up by section. 351 00:13:03,584 --> 00:13:06,895 I wasn't sure if I should put art with culture or history. 352 00:13:07,755 --> 00:13:09,220 I chose culture. 353 00:13:09,222 --> 00:13:11,489 Oh, Taylor, I missed this. 354 00:13:11,491 --> 00:13:14,560 I missed your highlighting, I missed your color-coding, 355 00:13:14,563 --> 00:13:15,967 your handwriting that's so perfect, 356 00:13:15,970 --> 00:13:17,261 it looks like a font. 357 00:13:17,264 --> 00:13:18,830 I missed this, too, Ray. 358 00:13:18,832 --> 00:13:20,364 But what are you doing? 359 00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:22,166 Are you trying to win me or... 360 00:13:22,169 --> 00:13:23,689 win the tournament? 361 00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:27,286 Okay. 362 00:13:27,289 --> 00:13:30,541 Yes, I came in here planning to use my wiles 363 00:13:30,544 --> 00:13:32,377 to gain an advantage. 364 00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:33,845 But forget the tournament. 365 00:13:33,848 --> 00:13:35,413 I want you, Taylor. 366 00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:37,616 I'll throw the tournament 367 00:13:37,618 --> 00:13:39,476 just to show you that you are what I want. 368 00:13:39,479 --> 00:13:40,478 No, Ray. 369 00:13:40,481 --> 00:13:41,920 Yes, Taylor. 370 00:13:44,558 --> 00:13:45,957 Go now. 371 00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:48,794 Tomorrow, this will be you. 372 00:13:55,736 --> 00:13:57,580 And my book bag will be you. 373 00:14:14,221 --> 00:14:17,422 The one time I come in the library! 374 00:14:17,424 --> 00:14:19,216 Oh, darling, I forgot to ask you, 375 00:14:19,219 --> 00:14:20,481 how was work last night? 376 00:14:20,484 --> 00:14:22,126 Lot of flights. What'd you do? 377 00:14:22,129 --> 00:14:23,895 - Oh, I just stayed home. - Cool. 378 00:14:24,898 --> 00:14:27,388 What is this unhealthy 379 00:14:27,391 --> 00:14:29,900 Tennessee Williams-ass marriage nonsense?! 380 00:14:29,903 --> 00:14:33,325 You saw each other at a Korean wedding last night! 381 00:14:33,328 --> 00:14:34,669 - No, we didn't. - No, we didn't. 382 00:14:34,672 --> 00:14:36,941 Okay. That was super scary. 383 00:14:36,944 --> 00:14:39,622 Maya, Jimmy plays in a wedding band, 384 00:14:39,625 --> 00:14:41,847 and he feels so bad about it that he hides it. 385 00:14:41,849 --> 00:14:43,348 Tell him it's okay. 386 00:14:43,351 --> 00:14:45,654 Jimmy, it's... 387 00:14:46,583 --> 00:14:49,560 No, I'm sorry. I can't. I don't think it's okay. 388 00:14:49,563 --> 00:14:52,624 I think he should be at work. We have so much debt. 389 00:14:52,626 --> 00:14:54,459 Why'd you have to show me that last night, Kenneth? 390 00:14:54,461 --> 00:14:56,427 'Cause now that I know, he can't do it anymore. 391 00:14:56,429 --> 00:14:57,829 Isn't that hypocritical? 392 00:14:57,831 --> 00:14:59,698 Once a week, you and Melanie 393 00:14:59,700 --> 00:15:01,013 say that you're working late, 394 00:15:01,016 --> 00:15:03,239 but you sneak out to a bar to get a glass of wine. 395 00:15:03,242 --> 00:15:05,607 Damn it, Kenneth! Why'd you have to tell me that? 396 00:15:05,610 --> 00:15:07,538 Now I have to kill her weekly indulgence. 397 00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:08,874 I'm sorry, hon. 398 00:15:08,876 --> 00:15:09,875 It's all right, darling. 399 00:15:09,877 --> 00:15:11,342 It's not your fault. It's Kenneth's! 400 00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:13,091 For the record, twisted stuff like this 401 00:15:13,094 --> 00:15:15,880 is the reason why neither of you gets my motor running! 402 00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:21,310 "Everyone, you know how we are always saying 403 00:15:21,313 --> 00:15:22,747 we wish we had 404 00:15:22,750 --> 00:15:26,208 a custom oil painting of our family?" 405 00:15:26,211 --> 00:15:27,927 - Nope. Never did. - No, we do not. 406 00:15:27,930 --> 00:15:30,494 "Well, I lucked into a coupon. 407 00:15:30,497 --> 00:15:31,697 Please welcome..." 408 00:15:31,699 --> 00:15:33,529 JJ, I just got off the phone 409 00:15:33,532 --> 00:15:35,264 with the Social Security office. 410 00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:37,802 I was complaining that you haven't received your checks. 411 00:15:37,805 --> 00:15:39,231 They looked at your file, and it turns out 412 00:15:39,233 --> 00:15:40,786 you have been receiving your checks. 413 00:15:40,789 --> 00:15:43,174 You've just been spending the money on flashy gifts. 414 00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:44,232 "Oops. 415 00:15:44,235 --> 00:15:48,208 Well, I hope we can all laugh at this someday." 416 00:15:49,160 --> 00:15:50,943 Oh, if you think that's funny, there's more. 417 00:15:50,946 --> 00:15:52,600 When they looked at your file, they saw that you hadn't 418 00:15:52,602 --> 00:15:55,219 reported your earnings at the grocery store last year. 419 00:15:55,222 --> 00:15:56,587 You shouldn't have got any money. 420 00:15:56,589 --> 00:15:58,276 And now you have to return all of it. 421 00:15:58,279 --> 00:15:59,758 Are you ready? 422 00:16:03,328 --> 00:16:04,625 He can't pay you. 423 00:16:12,357 --> 00:16:16,006 That money's for your living expenses. This is fraud. 424 00:16:16,009 --> 00:16:17,843 And we can't return any of the gifts, 425 00:16:17,845 --> 00:16:19,614 because if yours are anything like mine, 426 00:16:19,617 --> 00:16:22,158 they are covered in chili stains. 427 00:16:22,161 --> 00:16:24,282 It's okay. We'll help you pay it back. 428 00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:25,516 "No! 429 00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:27,458 I will fix this myself. 430 00:16:27,461 --> 00:16:30,182 Kenneth, could I take on more hours at the store?" 431 00:16:30,185 --> 00:16:32,257 You think that'll make a dent at you rate? 432 00:16:32,259 --> 00:16:34,259 Who do you think you are... The deli guy? 433 00:16:35,695 --> 00:16:38,072 Everyone knows the deli guys make a fortune, right? 434 00:16:38,075 --> 00:16:40,065 Do I overpay the deli guy? 435 00:16:41,401 --> 00:16:43,068 "I know what I have to do." 436 00:16:44,471 --> 00:16:46,237 Welcome, all, 437 00:16:46,239 --> 00:16:48,874 to the Lafayette High Quiz Bowl finals. 438 00:16:48,876 --> 00:16:51,409 We canceled a basketball game to accommodate this. 439 00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:52,811 Excuse me for dreaming. 440 00:16:52,813 --> 00:16:54,911 Well, we didn't get Taylor's notes, 441 00:16:54,914 --> 00:16:56,314 but we'll still win. 442 00:16:56,316 --> 00:16:57,582 We have Ray. 443 00:16:57,584 --> 00:16:58,819 We'll crush them. 444 00:16:59,997 --> 00:17:02,638 But losing wouldn't be a huge deal, right? 445 00:17:03,655 --> 00:17:05,956 Who needs a partial scholarship? 446 00:17:05,959 --> 00:17:07,292 Me! 447 00:17:07,295 --> 00:17:08,505 Let's begin. 448 00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:12,262 Oh, no. He got into the trash. 449 00:17:12,265 --> 00:17:14,465 Darling, the chocolate could kill him. Make him vomit. 450 00:17:14,468 --> 00:17:16,368 Look, I-I wanted to prove 451 00:17:16,371 --> 00:17:18,154 that your situation isn't so dire 452 00:17:18,157 --> 00:17:20,263 that you can't afford a little bit of fun. 453 00:17:20,266 --> 00:17:22,880 So I-I took the liberty of... 454 00:17:22,883 --> 00:17:24,716 digging into your financials. 455 00:17:24,719 --> 00:17:26,453 What?! You had no right. 456 00:17:26,456 --> 00:17:28,521 I wish I hadn't. It's ugly. 457 00:17:28,524 --> 00:17:30,708 Based on what you bring in and what you spend, 458 00:17:30,711 --> 00:17:32,983 you guys are gonna be bankrupt in two years. 459 00:17:32,986 --> 00:17:34,224 Oh, no, that's impossible. 460 00:17:34,955 --> 00:17:36,099 Dear God, he's right. 461 00:17:37,357 --> 00:17:40,358 We're gonna be bankrupt in two years! 462 00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:41,646 No! It's bad! 463 00:17:41,657 --> 00:17:43,325 Sure is, but we're used to terrible. 464 00:17:43,328 --> 00:17:45,146 Honey, it's just bad. 465 00:17:46,618 --> 00:17:48,118 No! No! See? 466 00:17:48,121 --> 00:17:50,060 No need. I already stared, 467 00:17:50,063 --> 00:17:51,969 pretending to understand those numbers once. 468 00:17:51,972 --> 00:17:53,704 Darling, we're gonna make some changes. 469 00:17:53,706 --> 00:17:55,773 You're gonna play in your band and have fun... 470 00:17:55,775 --> 00:17:57,375 And you have my blessing to go... 471 00:17:57,377 --> 00:17:58,505 Smash commemorative plates 472 00:17:58,508 --> 00:18:00,278 at that funny little club down by the docks. 473 00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:01,346 For two years. 474 00:18:01,348 --> 00:18:03,146 Two years! 475 00:18:06,032 --> 00:18:08,286 Not my problem. I'll be gone in a month. 476 00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:10,321 Yeah. There it is. 477 00:18:17,218 --> 00:18:19,329 Here you go. 478 00:18:19,332 --> 00:18:20,864 On the plus side, 479 00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:23,401 we're definitely gonna be late for the Quiz Bowl. 480 00:18:23,403 --> 00:18:26,237 Final question is for Ray. 481 00:18:26,239 --> 00:18:28,506 Answer correctly and win. 482 00:18:28,508 --> 00:18:30,341 Answer incorrectly, 483 00:18:30,343 --> 00:18:33,656 and Holy Oaks Catholic are our champions. 484 00:18:34,638 --> 00:18:35,914 "The Earth's mantle 485 00:18:35,916 --> 00:18:41,920 is composed of 8.18% what material?" 486 00:18:45,025 --> 00:18:47,058 Before I answer, I have to say something. 487 00:18:47,060 --> 00:18:49,194 I considered throwing this contest 488 00:18:49,196 --> 00:18:51,696 to prove my love to a certain someone. 489 00:18:51,698 --> 00:18:53,831 But there's no point. We couldn't work. 490 00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:55,224 We're too toxic together... 491 00:18:55,227 --> 00:18:58,729 Like ammonia and methane, which creates hydrocyanic acid. 492 00:18:58,732 --> 00:19:00,338 Correct. No points. 493 00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:02,732 Taylor, maybe destiny will bring us together 494 00:19:02,735 --> 00:19:04,739 in 20 years on a park bench in Paris. 495 00:19:05,590 --> 00:19:07,357 But for now... 496 00:19:07,360 --> 00:19:08,794 I choose my team. 497 00:19:10,717 --> 00:19:12,239 Aluminum oxide. 498 00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:15,020 Incorrect. 499 00:19:16,147 --> 00:19:17,763 What? 500 00:19:17,766 --> 00:19:20,090 Holy Oaks wins. 501 00:19:20,093 --> 00:19:23,294 Maybe destiny has... 502 00:19:23,296 --> 00:19:24,629 come early...? 503 00:19:27,860 --> 00:19:30,534 JJ! What on Earth are you doing? 504 00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:32,716 We told you we'd find a way to cover it. 505 00:19:32,719 --> 00:19:34,804 You don't have to beg from strangers. 506 00:19:34,807 --> 00:19:37,442 "I don't want to beg from you. 507 00:19:37,444 --> 00:19:39,310 I take so much from you. 508 00:19:39,312 --> 00:19:41,557 And for once, I gave something back, 509 00:19:41,560 --> 00:19:43,949 and I just made it worse." 510 00:19:43,951 --> 00:19:47,877 JJ, what we give you is not charity. 511 00:19:47,880 --> 00:19:49,505 You know that, right? 512 00:19:49,508 --> 00:19:51,455 We're your parents. That's our job. 513 00:19:51,458 --> 00:19:53,258 Besides, you'll pay us back. 514 00:19:53,260 --> 00:19:54,685 "Yeah, yeah. 515 00:19:54,688 --> 00:19:57,890 I'm what makes us special, blah, blah, blah." 516 00:19:57,893 --> 00:20:01,697 No, JJ, you're paying us back in money... 517 00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:03,588 Real American dollars. 518 00:20:04,938 --> 00:20:07,033 "I am? You see me that way?" 519 00:20:07,036 --> 00:20:08,177 Yeah. 520 00:20:08,180 --> 00:20:10,175 When we say we believe in you, it's not just talk. 521 00:20:10,177 --> 00:20:11,476 We're betting on you. 522 00:20:11,478 --> 00:20:12,610 Literally. 523 00:20:12,612 --> 00:20:14,104 Irresponsibly. 524 00:20:14,107 --> 00:20:16,779 So let us help you out of this. 525 00:20:16,782 --> 00:20:19,749 Then go be successful, give me my money... 526 00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:21,138 like, fast. 527 00:20:21,141 --> 00:20:24,182 Yeah, I want to see all the Major League baseball stadiums. 528 00:20:24,185 --> 00:20:25,787 Well, what? If he's paying... 529 00:20:26,826 --> 00:20:30,357 "It will be my pleasure in 20 years." 530 00:20:30,360 --> 00:20:32,296 Great. No more panhandling, okay? Let's go. 531 00:20:32,299 --> 00:20:33,364 Here you go. 532 00:20:33,366 --> 00:20:35,133 Oi! How dare you?! 533 00:20:35,135 --> 00:20:36,767 What, just 'cause he's in a wheelchair? 534 00:20:36,769 --> 00:20:39,060 And he was begging five seconds ago? 535 00:20:39,063 --> 00:20:41,021 "Shame!" 536 00:21:13,373 --> 00:21:14,606 _ 537 00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:17,044 _ 538 00:21:17,401 --> 00:21:18,369 _ 539 00:21:18,372 --> 00:21:19,877 He says he'll take it from here. 540 00:21:19,879 --> 00:21:21,336 - Did he love it? - Oh, loved it! 541 00:21:21,339 --> 00:21:22,338 - Yes! - God. 542 00:21:22,341 --> 00:21:24,474 _ 543 00:21:24,477 --> 00:21:29,205 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com --